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1.
A mythical half panda, half lizard.
Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!
by Mary M. Webster March 28, 2007
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2.
A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.
My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.
by Chrono August 27, 2004
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