A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

to have sexual encounters with a homless person out of pity.

This is handy when you strongly insult someone or make a biting comment about a mutual friend who's not in the conversation.

You might say something surprisingly harsh about them that you have to balance out to seem less aggressive and bitchy.. insert the courtesy praise to even out the insult. This scenario normally happens when a group of two or more girls are gossipping about a third party but don't want to come off too strong so as to cover their ass in case someone else is close with the person.

According to legend, Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost sabre through the forest.

A sexual act performed between friends, also know as a friendy
A derivation of bj, hj, and handy which can include any sexual act performed by friends. Usually a form of pity, but sometimes mutual relief.