A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.
I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.
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