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Fitphobic
1. The fear of being healthy, or the fear of not being able to get healthy.
2. A word that was created to fat shame people even more after the word Fatphobic started getting used by them.
2. A word that was created to fat shame people even more after the word Fatphobic started getting used by them.
Guy 1: (obviously overweight) "Going to the gym is to lose weight is Fatphobic"
Guy 2: "You've either got brain damage or you're just Fitphobic"
Guy 2: "You've either got brain damage or you're just Fitphobic"
Fitphobic by ToughWacky March 3, 2022
Related Words
pitphobic • Fitphobic • Patphobia • Piephobia • pinkphobic • Pintphobia • Piophobia • piphobia • Pissphobic • Pitaphobia
fitphobic
Pitaphobia
Pitaphobia by Pittas September 18, 2013
Piephobia
What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?
No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.
No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.
Piephobia by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020
Pintphobia
A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.
Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"
Pintphobia by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023
Pissphobic
Pissphobic by Kkafus January 18, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"