When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.
"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"
"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"
"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"
by rapebaby May 1, 2021
When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy
I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.
by acockyone May 8, 2020
by Flynnard November 10, 2015
by sueg May 11, 2006
When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.
by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010
Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!
Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios
by A.Dot Dizz December 3, 2006
A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.
Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.
by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011