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Pistening 

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.
I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.
Pistening by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

pisstering 

a combination of pissing some one off and pestering them at the same time.
if those kids come over to my house, they will be pisstering me off all day.
pisstering by bddss August 21, 2009

Pissterine

A portmanteau that describes a combination of a well known brand of mouthwash, and fresh urine. Often used as a form of revenge or prank.
"I pissed in his mouthwash. That's right, I mixed him up some Pissterine." -- Banana Tophat.
Pissterine by Ratznium December 11, 2009

Pissbending

Pissbending is when a girl can control where her piss goes like a boy does when he pisses.
Girl 1: "I figured out how pissbending works"
Girl 2: "What the fuck is that"
Pissbending by hebigggggg June 2, 2018

The Pussening 

The slow and steady decline of American society over the past few decades owing to a combination of fear, political correctness, laziness, and the overall rise of gender confusion.
Ever since the dawn of The Pussening, snow flurries and cold weather in general have been accepted as valid excuses for repeat truancy.
The act of urinating whilst spinning ones genitals in a clockwise fashion.
Matthew was pissering all over Lady Bishops finest china and silverware whilst he shouted at the servants.