don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

by Ned Stoat November 29, 2013

Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.

Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

by greoee October 1, 2011

stop pissing me off

A term said to another when they continuously frustrate you by their actions or foul mouth causing you to feel displeasure and anger. When you've had enough and want to illustrate how you are frustrated by them but don't have to the guts to apply an insult or threat, you can tell them how you are feeling pissed and you have had enough.

"Dude stop pissing me off, I've literally had enough of you"

by GoblinCircus February 5, 2018

Don’t piss me off

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.

“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

by Cmong6969gees August 27, 2019

piss on me

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

by Anna Bratta March 30, 2008

Your Pissing Me Off

Your Fuxing mad at someone like
Person 1 (bully): Hey hey hey, its him agai-
Person 2 (Bullied): geez stop Your Pissing me Off

also remember to get a YOUR PISSING ME OFF mug for your girlfriend Yaoyorozu

YOUR PISSING ME OFF SHOO

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 17, 2010