by The Boy Who Never Speaks November 3, 2011
Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."
by junkietown May 25, 2009
Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H October 18, 2004
by someone November 18, 2004
a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.
see also piss up a rope
like spitting into the wind, but worse.
see also piss up a rope
If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.
by Quitcher April 3, 2008
When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....
Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!
by The Barnfield Boyz. January 24, 2011
To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.
Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.
Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.
Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."
by A handle not already used May 5, 2020