Piss-You-Off-Hot

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.

The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.

by jm2011 September 17, 2009

You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

by SmokeyTheBear420 November 9, 2021

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 18, 2019

'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

Pound the Piss out of you

To beat someone senseless or until they piss themself

Commonly used as a Threat or Description

In the same vein as "beat the shit out of You"

Dude 1. "I'm going to rock your shit"

Dude 2. "Oh ya I'm going to pound the piss out of you"

by Jcool8701 February 9, 2023