Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.
Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'
by Rickallisterpmeister May 31, 2006
Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.
"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."
by Diego September 04, 2003