pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal
jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes.
Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such
names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
{
Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off
Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the
toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!