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pissbaron 

A word that defines somebody as a baron that takes on the name piss. The baron likes piss, he worships it and is a complete utter pissbaron.

To earn the title of "Pissbaron" you must play soul caliber against somebody, almost beat them by having a score of 3, whereas the other person has a score of 9, they think they will win but you come back and beat them 10-9. You have succesfully earned the title of "Pissbaron"
"OMG i thought i won that game but noo you came back you fucking pissbaron"
pissbaron by peter alabaster October 9, 2007
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An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.
Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.
Pissbone by poortubgirl October 13, 2011
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Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.
Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

pissbrain 

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
pissbrain by Telephony March 20, 2014

Pissboner 

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.
Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.
Pissboner by djdurdy September 20, 2009

Pissaroni pizza 

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!
Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

pissaroo 

A mystical creature that come in many different shapes and colors. The most common, a water pissaroo is brown and has a beak. Despite being a mammal it lays eggs too. There are many other breeds too! (mountain, air, woods, etc.) pissaroos favorite meal are mallard ducks. So if you want to catch one, a mallard duck is your best bet. Pissaroos are also have a rare genetic mutation that make a few pink. If you ever see a pink pissaroo take a picture and try to catch it.
That pissaroo was very cute.
pissaroo by AverageJoe2.0 June 18, 2021