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Piss Wet Through 

When You Are completely soaking after being out in the rain.

Piss me through the phone 

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

pissthought

a spontaneous, slightly chaotic idea that pops into your head while you take a piss, often feeling profound or genius in the moment, but questionable or oddly simple when revisited later. Similar to a “shower thought”, but fuelled by alcohol and/social energy
holysh*t ive just had a pissthought...

“That business idea felt unreal at the time, turns out it was a pissthought.”
pissthought by goodchoyce April 13, 2026