Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004