Pire

by #shit#cunt November 23, 2017

Pires

"Name given to a femine plus size guy that is actually straight and adores being dominated by older sadistic females , he eats mash potatoes every night and gets shocked about his weight surprisingly , he is very open about his sexual desires and prefer brunette small framed women due to his fantasies about being dominated

Often someone who thinks for his friends first, but can sometimes be rude if provoked especially by the older generations, tries to be a public nuisance at times and embarrasses his bros. Likes to overspend and over eat when depressed, often seen in the wild trying to play card games, and online trying to get girls to chat with him. Good working attitude at times, unless he is offered a chance to slack with his bro, he will happily accompany his bro to do wrong things. Very brotherly. 10/10 would recommend to your gay friends.

Older man: " Can you please keep your volume down in the train"
A Pires: " Wow we have a knight in shining armor here to save the day!"
"omg can you dont be such a pires!?"

by PeriodKun May 29, 2021

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a religious, male whore. has a girlfriend but sleeps with other girls because his girlfriends are oblivious and easy

"man, that guy is such a pires he slept with the entire church!"

by lisa montago September 18, 2006

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Meyer-pire

n.
Fangless, sparkling, Abacrombie and Fitch blood suckers featured in the Twilight series.

Edward Cullen is a glittery fairy Meyer-pire.

by Ms. Stromboli December 1, 2008

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fag-pire

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

by quademic November 18, 2009

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