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Pirateology 

The study of Pirates and Pirate related things. May also refer to a spiritual belief system espoused by the Church of Pirateology in which they believe that living like a Pirate will improve your life immeasurably.
John is so into reading about Pirates, he is a Pirateologist.

I love Pirateology. I have learnt all I can about Pirates.

I believe in Pirateology as since I've become a Pirate my life has got so much better.
Pirateology by grogboy August 16, 2011
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gaffle pirately 

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
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piratology 

The scientific study of Pirates. What else would it be?
a: what will your major be in college?
b: i'm going to major in piratology then minor in english.
a: sweet.

pirately 

When something is done really manly and shweet, or looks as though it is fit for the use of either a pirate or pir4te. Predominantly used in a complimentary fashion, though can be used insultingly if affiliated with a sexual reference.
Dude, he z0red them all up like super pirately!
pirately by RoboSpy March 23, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026