Girl 1: How was your date last night? Did he take you home?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
by Fluffbutt March 17, 2018
Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
by gerryseeds August 8, 2018
When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.
by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 23, 2019