pipe dream 

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

pipe dream by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 7, 2005

Pipe Dream 

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

Pipe Dream by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

pipe dream 

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

pipe dream by AYB May 21, 2003

Pipe Dream 

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

Pipe Dream by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

cockerel's pipe dream by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

PIPE DREAM 

Synonym for illusion.

The world living in peace and harmony some day- what a pipe dream.

PIPE DREAM by Stiffmeister February 22, 2006

Arizona Pipe Dream 

An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.

"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."

Arizona Pipe Dream by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009