smash pissers 

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007

sneaky pinters 

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

sneaky pinters by pissartist October 19, 2019

Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

pingers 

Another word for pills or extacy.

Norm,"Got any pingers mate?"
camjoo,"Yeah man I have some mitzies!!"
Norm,"Wooooohoooo!! Lets partay!"

pingers by camjoo May 31, 2005

Smashing Pissers 

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

Smashing Pissers by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

Rub Pissers 

To have sex

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...

Rub Pissers by Oaksey January 25, 2011

pingers 

another word for ecstasy tablets

"lets get on the pingers tonight Paps!"
"ok what you got?"
"Some Red Mitsi's!!!"
"Lets get RRIIIGGHHHTTT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!"

pingers by Permanence December 18, 2009