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large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed
my ponrod has an extra nut attached
ponrod by jesus April 26, 2003
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Mrs Penrod

She will have you believe that she is all powerful and all knowing. Arriving late and talking in class is punishable by death. God help you if you try to argue a test answer
“I ran into a Mrs Penrod when I was talking to my friend while I arrived late to a party and tried arguing with her over a answer on a survey she gave out. I arrived at the hospital a half hour later.”
Mrs Penrod by Carioca January 23, 2018
(noun) A crazy small creature, normally a female, with ADHD and violent tendencies. Handle with caution. Volatile but can be pleasent (seldom) too.

(verb) the act of embarrassing oneself and the company one is in due to being herself.
(noun) Why is Dylan being such a Pinrong? He's never behaved like this before, it's so shocking.

(verb) Stop pinronging or I'll break your neck.
Pinrong by WASP20102011 May 17, 2011
A male or female who consistently has trouble taking off, putting on or generally operating pants of any kind when severely inebriated. A pierod is often found rolling around on the floor locked in a vicious struggle with zippers, button flies or drawstrings.
"dave if you dont fuck off being a Pierod I'm gonna come over and give you a hot Carl".

"I was dying to knob that slapper last night but she was being a fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".
Pierod by KeeferCarlos February 8, 2007
My boss is such a pin rod that his old lady is giving it to me on a daily basis.
pin rod by Cockzilla 13 April 11, 2009
1. A wasted place. We didn't want to go there.
2. A college whose buildings and layout were not designed by human minds (thought to have been designed by Yggdrasil Proteus or possibly the Necrontyr), and are thus impossible for a sane person to navigate, as well as boasting a fucked-up bus schedule, lazy-ass Rowsdower-clone Rent-a-Cops and close proximity to the Hell-Hess, the porn shop, and a large parkinglot of Cheesebusses right next to the porn shop, it also bears the distinction of having nobody there after 5 PM who either:
A) Speaks English (not that I have anything against non-English speakers except that they usually fall under Category B as well)
B) Can give any useful information about how you're supposed to get to whatever room you're looking for
C) Isn't a dirty old man who wandered in from the porn shop down the street for his fix
D) Isn't a Daemonette or Twodephiliac
Surprisingly, Furrys have yet to be encountered there, but would seem to be only a matter of time.

Was (nick)named after a planet in a short story set in the Warhammer 40k universe that was invaded by the forces of Chaos. The new pronunciation, however (the planet's name was pronounced Peer-OH-dee, I think), comes from the name of a character from the famous (or infamous) webcomic MegaTokyo who was obsessed with hentai and one-hander console games, and was himself named after a character in a one-hander console game.
Don't ever fucking go to RIT.
Pirody by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004