pindsey 

the act of simultaneously sucking vag and fingering dick.

Guy 1 - Yo, this chick totally pindseyed me last night...it was so fucking rad!?!
Friend - Dude....get off the meth.

pindsey by jonasbiznitch June 9, 2008

pendley 

See brett
Sex machine: extra padding is included/required.

The dumbass was actually a pendley last night.

pendley by dude1976 January 14, 2008

Pindles 

An abbreviated version of the term ‘Pins and Needles’.

Shit bro, I left my dumbbell flange weight on my leg for too long and now I’ve got pindles.

Pindles by Bob Robson October 15, 2017

Pindleskin 

The smallest most micro of all the micro D's. Lacks all D curvature, and in general gets no ladies. Full of herpes, and genital warts and has a yellowish hue.

*As Bryce drops his shorts to take a shower* Joe says: "Dude you have a pindleskin"

Pindleskin by The Best123 March 10, 2009

pindle dick 

a man whos penis is really small

tara:so how was it?
kajsa:it was so gross!!
tara:why?
kajsa:he had a pindle dick!!

pindle dick by kajsa lecker May 8, 2009

pinkley

So desperate that you have to resort to sticking your dick in a girls mouth while she is trying to sleep.

Dude katie, the hot chick, was sleeping so i just pulled a pinkley.

pinkley by BOBCATS FOR LIFE April 2, 2011

Pidley

Wets themself twice a day and has a threesome with his hamster and mum. Occasionally Ben Tasker joins in for fun

u pidley

Pidley by Anonymous June 26, 2003