by bankeerrrr May 8, 2006
Namely the walt diseny character piglet. He is always, so horny that he would fuck anything he sees (no matter whether male, female, human, not human...even a stone as long as it has a hole!). Fortunately he is kept tied up by Anna (marla). Because of pimpi's sexual power...anna, besides keeping him tied up also uses it at times.....IT IS FUCKING BETTER THAN THE BEST VIBRATOR IN THE WORLD!
by Alex2k November 8, 2004
Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
by kel the dog August 6, 2010
Wow look at that pimpy poodle, hes so cool.
David: Pimpy poodle is my best friend, he goes to my gimp tea parties.
Beert: Lets have club lunch.
David: I have caviar and butter.
David: Pimpy poodle is my best friend, he goes to my gimp tea parties.
Beert: Lets have club lunch.
David: I have caviar and butter.
by Timmy January 4, 2005
Variation: also written as pimpysmack
Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.
b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.
c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.
d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché
Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.
b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.
c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.
d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché
Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"
Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")
Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"
Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")
Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"
by Pimpysmack Paul March 4, 2011
Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.
by Weener Woman March 19, 2020