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Pimp Hand 

Your ability to control your ho's. Or the control of your pimpin business. A pimp hand can be strong or weak. Keep your pimp hand strong.
Pimp Hand by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.
Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

Pimp Hand 

1. The hand used to smack your ho's around.

2. The ability to be a pimp who has control over his ho's and brings in mad money as a result.
1. "My hos know that they will get a strong pimp hand if they don't do as I say and bring me cold hard cash hourly."

2. "My pimp hand is strong, that's why I have all this gold jewelry and flashy clothes" - or - "My pimp hand is weak, and my ho's aren't representin'"
Pimp Hand by gina November 20, 2003

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants
"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"
Pumphandle by Billisan September 25, 2008

Flying Pimp Hand of Death 

Raising ones pimp hand (back hand), whilst jumping from height, to connect with targets face. Causes immediate cranial injury.
That hoe was pissing me off, so i gave her the Flying Pimp Hand of Death.