A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.
by Mounted_by_the_Mountie January 26, 2010
by Randomwords22 June 5, 2018
A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 17, 2015
"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"
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"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."
by Forrest Olinger April 17, 2007
"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."
by AlaricGoof August 28, 2015
Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.
by Slewcake November 9, 2019