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Pile of pants 

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.
"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."
Pile of pants by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.
The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

Pile of Cunt 

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Pile of bricks 

Used to describe someone's house, not necassarily in a bad way
Nice pile of bricks you live in.
Pile of bricks by Nix & BL June 21, 2001

Pile of Ass 

Dave: It smells so fucking bad!
Charley: Yeah no shit! It smells like a pile of ass in here!
Pile of Ass by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Pile of shame

That stack games you purchased but never got around to playing. They are a monument to consumerism and a constant reminder of just how lazy you are as a person.

"Pile" refers to ancient times where games were purchased in cardboard boxes you could lend friends and not virtual versions you can't.

Also stack of shame, shelf of shame
- Hey man, it's the Steam sale, everything 95% off!

- Oh great, more stuff to feed my pile of shame.
Pile of shame by LexMajor1 May 28, 2020