pilch

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to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed

1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed

pilch by PISTx80 March 4, 2009

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a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating

John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.

pilch by cz11112 August 27, 2008

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Pilch

The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.

“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”

Pilch by Antiquist February 8, 2010

pilch by Sammy Barker March 30, 2005

Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily

Pilch by WOOOP March 23, 2004

She's got that ill pilch.

Pilch by TheLearnedHand August 14, 2012

Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.

I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!

Pilch by AlexSmith June 24, 2007