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A traveller, or gypsy. Quite often turns up with several generations in tow, looking like a set of Russian dolls in appearance; clearly, the gene-pool is a molecular monolayer deep.

Does not get up early, but is happy to ride around on a quad-bike until the early hours around the campsite.

Cannot read or write, and usually requests "sofficks" for cash. Cannot spell uPVC or PVCu.

Will mention that "Oirish" horse that fell in 1976 in the hope of a sympathetic discount at any trade counter.

Carries more money on him than most people earn in a 3-month period (usually monies "up-front" from pensioners).

Expert strategists - will send two to a trade counter to keep you occupied while a third (10 year old) sneaks into the warehouse to nick something.

Would rather wall-paper a chimneystack in 1970's-style stone-effect paper than re-point it as requested. Witnessed.

Drives a vehicle with only a mobile number as a point of contact; the word "fascia" will not - ever - be spelled correctly (should any livery be displayed).

Will endlessly claim to be a God-fearing citizen who never, ever, tells lies. Make no attempt to point out that this is an oxymoron; no good will come of it.

Where two or more are present, they will fight each other. Failing that, they will fight you. No offence should be taken from this: it either means they like you, or they hate you. It's hard to tell.

Upon vacating an illegal campsite, the ratio of young children to discarded nappies etc will perplex the best minds this country has available. The iron gates will also be missing.

"go on mate, gi' us a chape proice - some good Oirish horses fell laaast weekend."

"fuck off, pikey"

"Hokay, Oi'll nick it anyway... Laaaads!"
by FishMurderer September 11, 2007
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98% of pikeys live in new addington near croydon.they are uneducated cannot speak english and communicate by gobbing.they nick tar off the back of road vechiles and try to sell it at inflated prices to the elderley.
Pikeys are also in large numbers in orpington - mostly in the crays where the pikey population reaches 100% around the star lane area.this can be seen by the amount of ugly mutant types who shag each other to produce some of the thickest cunts that ever lived.
New Addington & Orpington residents
by jeff November 23, 2003
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Grubby, tourettes-suffering kleptomaniacs. Often found stealing cider and processed foodstuffs from Aldi, skinning up on their childrens backs, selling carrots in bags pertaining to be goldfish at fairgrounds and partaking in the sport of gentleman that is stockcar racing.
Pikey: "Tarmac yer drive, bruv?"
Me: "You stole my drive last week. And my Nan. Fuck off"
by Jess Rabbit February 24, 2004
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small, aggressive, mouthy individual. Usually male, badly dressed and fairly easy to outwit. Tends to rove in packs, so beware before antagonising. Preferred form of transport is a stolen Transit recovery truck, so they can just help themselves to whatever they fancy. may have a large untrained dog with them. At home it is common to see a selection of burnt out Sierra's on their front lawn (paid for by taxpayers, incedentally). Motto includes the Nike emblem with the words 'Just Take It' underneath it.
'Pikey, Pikey, go where you likey'
by Taff August 18, 2003
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A pikey is a worthless piece of shit. They go around in flash caravans cos they dont pay tax, although the caravans are usually nicked by the pikeys. They often break into a field at night and camp in there leaving rubbish and living in their own filth. pikeys often wear fake burbery hats and reebok classics and addidas pop ups. if you look at a pikey, he will often say:
Pikey:"you fuckin want some? u startin?"

You: " fuck off"
Pikey:" i fucking bash your teeth so far down your throat, you will have to shove a toothbrush up ur arse to clean them.
by pikey hater March 15, 2004
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This is a term to describe people less fortunate than us, They usually live on your local beauty spot and appear over night. Some have actually worked hard ripping off the elderly, by repairing a roof tile for £10000. So they can afford to lower the tone of an area by moving in to a house.
They drive four by four vehicles, which are usually towing your Ifor Williams trailer that was nicked three weeks previous. They find it hard to grasp the concept of father’s day, as usually they don’t know which of the many men in their life is actually the father.
They enjoy bare knuckle fighting as a sport and usually have a metal bar or rabies infected dog for back up.
There idea of a holiday is getting caught doing a crime and being sent to prison where they will rent out there asshole for a small sum.
Plain and simple "inbreeds"
by a non pikey person September 08, 2003
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a pikey is a person who travels around living in a caravan otherwise called a gypsie. They are smelly bastards who stop on land owned by other people. They slowly rome around like a disease ruining whatever land, the dirty cretins, decide to stop on. They scrounge of the system and dont pay taxes. When living illegaly on the land they chuck rubbish around, have fires, leave shit and make it, as much as they possibly can, look like the beginnings of a land fill.

They can often be seen, with their imbred family, having a carvery or a chinese buffet but only at the cheapest places if you feel like going on a pikey hunt. You can pick them out by the loud grunts and the half english half irish twang they have going on that is pretty hard to understand. They are usually the ones who are also decerating the floor with their food, my only guess is that, because they can be dirty animals when they are at 'home' they dont feel that when they are in civilized company they have to change. If you see some chinese people on there knees scooping up piles of food, you know the area has just been visited by a pikey.

To sum up a pikey is an unpleasant creature, which have no morals or self respect.
pikey 'wanna buy some pegs?'

yes this pikey has stole someones clothe line pegs and is trying to sell them to passes by.
by @('.')@ April 06, 2010
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