pikestaff

Penis

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

That guy has a huge pikestaff

That guy is a huge pikestaff

by LubyLu May 9, 2006

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010