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Pigfarts 

Imaginary magical school on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants a rocketship so he can attend this particular school. The headmaster is named Rumbleroar. He's a lion...who can talk. If you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back.

Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum"

"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"
Pigfarts by Butterface10 July 4, 2009
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Pigfarts 

The Intergalactic Wizarding School which is located on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants to transfer there from Hogwarts. The head teacher is a talking lion called Rumbleroar, and other teachers include Professor McGonagills, a talking fish and Slitherus Snake who has a bizarre grudge against Rumbleroar. Pigfarts does not have dances, as they would wake up Rumbleroars slumbering cubs. Its should be noted that as Pigfarts is located on Mars, you need a rocketship to get there.
Pigfarts is on Mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter?
Pigfarts by PansyParkinson June 16, 2011

Pigfarts 

School of magic referenced to in A Very Potter Musical, which is a parody musical of the Harry Potter series. The character of Draco Malfoy makes several references to Pigfarts, which he claims is "the best wizarding school in the galaxy." Pigfarts is located on planet Mars, and the headmaster is Rumbleroar: a lion...who can talk. :) The name is of course a play on the name Hogwarts, the school Harry Potter and his friends attend.
"Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!!"

IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!
Pigfarts by pottergeek7 June 23, 2011

Pigfarts 

A school, like hogwarts, but way better. The headmaster is Rumbleroar, a lion...who can TALK! It is located on Mars, so you'll need a rocketship to get there.

used in A Very Potter Musical
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here i come, Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!"
Pigfarts by num~nuggets~~:P April 14, 2010

Pig Farm Road 

A road in Lakeville, Ma that is just a scarey place. You will be freaked out. Its a typical jucket place
I'm still freaked out from going on Pig Farm Road.
Pig Farm Road by Creaped Out January 27, 2008

Pigfarts 

from A very Potter musical

is run by a lion named Rumbleroar, is located in Mars, and is a hell of a lot better than Hogwarts at least according to Malfoy
" I wanna go to pigfarts! Hogwarts sucks!
Pigfarts by dictionarydarling December 25, 2009

pigfarmer 

used to describe somebody of low intelligence, and therefore only useful to look after pigs
'you made a right mess of that easy task, you pigfarmer'
pigfarmer by William Becket May 15, 2005