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smaller than a fifth, but larger than a pint. it is usually constructed from the finest of plastic and it is sure to get you sloshed if consumed quickly. for dramatic affect most consume this rare item at bonfires or perhaps before a rockin' dance party.
After Kelly consumed the pifth, she was sloshed and full of the rhythm of shakira as she danced under the stars proving to Nick that yes there is such thing as a pifth.
pifth by Morgan Pj Captain. September 11, 2008
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A short curt statement cleverly designed to get under a person's skin.
Your pithism has no teeth in it. If you don't quit lisping, you are really going to piss me off.
Pithism by Blue Ridge Bubba August 26, 2009
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pifth • pith • pithy • Pift • pifty • Pifter • Pifting • pilthy • pirthday • pithead
Did you do much in town?
No just pithered about
Pither by junkieo April 3, 2011

piffhead 

someone who smokes a lot of weed
yo that kid is such a piffhead
piffhead by d0000j December 13, 2009
n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.
"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"
Pift by ProudSeal May 5, 2015
Fake, not up to standard, a sorry version of the original or of some standard.
Alternatively, a fluke, some stroke of luck that's lead to temporary success.
Small kid to Vladmir Kramnik - the World Champion of Chess: Haha - Check Mate Mr. GM!
Kramnik to kid: Pisthak!
pisthak by Sid da Kid October 29, 2006
Pithy = concise, to the point.
Most politicans are not pithy - politicans by their nature usually can not keep their comments concise or to the point. Most voters would appreciate political leaders who could get their points across in a concise forceful way - without alot of bloviating - keeping it pithy !
pithy by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
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