pierogie 

jesus.

if jesus was stuffed with molten lava and tasted delicious when fried with onions.

person 1: man i'm really hungry
person 2: try this
person 1: it smells like happiness and angel giggles what is it
person 2: it's a pierogie
person 1: a what
person 2: it's jesus
person 1: HOLY FUCK IT'S STICKING TO MY GUMS THIS SHIT BURNS
person 2: just let it happen

pierogie by elektron October 26, 2012

pierogie 

The yummiest food on earth. It's a Polish dish made from potato (cooked in some manner and mixed with whatever you like) wrapped in a wheat shell. Much like a ravioli or empanadilla, but oh so much better!

Mom, can we have pierogies and kielbasa for dinner?

pierogie by Van Pierce August 9, 2003

Fetus Pierogies 

A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".

Dude, I just bought a huge box of fetus pierogies, wanna come over and ingest them with me?

Fetus Pierogies by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009

pierogie 

the Polish "raviolli"(thats the italian name for it) alot of Americans think that it's made with mainly potato stuffing. but to tell you the truth, only a dumbass would put potato in a potato based dough. Polish people from or in Poland make our pierogies with either sourkraut, meat, mushrooms, strawberries (with a sourcream mixed w/ sugar sauce) and other fillings like this. when you eat pierogie, don't eat it with potatoes.

mom made strawberry pierogie for dessert.

pierogie by the real Polish kid November 10, 2006

Pierogies 

Breast that are quite large/massive. The kind that make guys stand still and say, "DAMN . . ."

Holy shit man, check out the pierogies on that chick!`

Pierogies by CrunkMastaB December 28, 2005

goati pierogie 

a game of orange gone terribly terribly wrong.

a hot night club featuring the pierogie pimp in a bright green zoot suit.

a combination of crazy and just plain wrong.

just ask Caroline and Deanna.

goati pierogie by God Squad November 15, 2003