He who seeks pies and rides motorbikes. One cannot simply decide to BE a pie-rat; there are rituals to be performed and only other pie-rats can tell you if, and when, you have become a pie-rat.
'Slime looked at the grey skies and knew that today was a day for a pie. He started his Harley and headed south. Yes, the journey would be long, cold and not a little dangerous but there was a pie to be eaten and it had to be done. He is a Pie-Rat and it is the law'.
by W Davidson June 11, 2006
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Get the pie rat mug.A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.
I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.
by Mr F & Mrs A September 8, 2009
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