Car-pie 

1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.

"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."

Car-pie by irrelephant April 23, 2010

pie card 

A highly paid union official concerned primarily with friendly relationships with management.

Our business agent is a pie card.

We had planned to go on a wildcat strike, but the piecards found out about it and told the company.

pie card by wobbly February 1, 2004

carousel pie 

1. Any food containing drugs that take you for a "ride"
2. An awesome band

These brownies are the best carousel pies ever!

The carousel pie are such a great band!

carousel pie by larry says hi October 15, 2005

Carolina Meat Pie 

The act of taking a shit in someone's pillowcase, and turning it upside down for maximum splatter.

"The other night, I went to bed, and as I laid my head to the pillow, I realized someone had left me a Carolina meat pie as a surprise."

Carolina Meat Pie by Phil Meballs Jr. April 16, 2009

Carolina Toe Pie 

The Carolina Toe Pie is the act of sticking one's toes in a cow pie (basically cow shit/manure), removing them from said "pie" in which a friend or partner proceeds to suck it off your toes and thereafter starts frenching kissing you with shit still in mouth.

Frank: Hey Andrew, how was your day off?
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.

Carolina Toe Pie by anonymous February 13, 2021

south carolina mud pie 

A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room

Yo my buddy gave me a south carolina mud pie last night it was so nice

south carolina mud pie by MadDuckFromMontreal July 12, 2017

care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.

"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"

care pie by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019