Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
this pie is are mighty tasty
1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.
2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.
3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.
1. Mary baked me a cherry pie. How sweet.
2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?
YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.
"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"
A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".
Dude let's go get us some pie.
Reference to female genitalia!
'dont be shy... show us ya pie!'
The greatest edible entity currently known to man.
Ahh, I just had some pie. It was better than sex.
The ruler of all things living and dead
guy: LOOK I GOTZ THE PIE!
other guy: OMFG PIE!