My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.
by cloudedview July 10, 2008
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A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 17, 2009
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performing oral sex on a menstruating female.
Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

by sammy dan August 23, 2006
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