A person who is RIPPED, MESSED UP, SLOSHED, and doesn't know it but it is obvious to everyone else. Like having a pie on your ass and not being aware.
Jim's a pie ass he won't admit he's drunk.

Alyson is so fucked up, she doesn't even know. She's a pie ass.
by JesusH1mself January 26, 2009
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a fake goon. someone pretending to be from the streets but is really soft as fuck
trae- you a pie ass nigga!

jermel- fuck you nigga. it aint my fault i was raised by honkeys.
by micheal watts December 26, 2007
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What the popular cool kids called me as a kid cuz I have asperger's. I was beat up by the jocks and made fun of cuz i wasnt "right". You shouldn't call us ass pie's. We aren't dumb.
I was known as " Ass Pie" in High School.
by Michael Asperger's Rehmeyer October 30, 2008
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1. A word used by Retards to insult someone with asbergers syndrome.
2. An emo who says he has asbergers symndrome just to make himself look spacial.
1. UMMMM,,,, i cant think of one, sorry.
2. That ass pie was using his status as an aspie to make the girls like him better.
by InSaNeBaGeLmAn September 8, 2007
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Hateful slur used against people with Asperger's Syndrome, by those with no life or anything better to do. A pun on the term, Aspie.

Typically coupled with a denial that Asperger's Syndrome exists, this expression is often used to imply that Asperger's constitutes bad behavior, rather than a meaningful disability, and that Aspies are just jerks.
Stop cryin'! You're nothin' but an Ass Pie, and you shut up about your phony prob-"

<teacher grabs hater by scruff of his shirt>

"Principal's office: NOW."
by The Urban Husky July 26, 2012
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what happens when somebody puts a dildo or a dick in your ass and uses Crisco to lube the area!
Holly didnt have any KY jelly so she grabbed the next best thing, Crisco and slathered that on his dick and he stuck it in, smelled like ass pie in there.
by super sexy girl February 20, 2009
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to have someones ass be cooking on a stove with shit coming out of the middle.. this is known as ass pie!
i'll be cooking that ass and eating it like pie for sure
by Chris Miller August 16, 2004
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