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noun: name given to a person who leaves a group of friends to go get laid

verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid
guy 1: where did john go last night?
guy 2: He left with sarah.
guy 1: wow what a piddlekrumper
by orangesurprise December 03, 2011