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Picture’s up 

“Picture’s up!” is a term used by the 1st AD on a film set to indicate that the 1st AD has just said “Picture’s up!” It has no correlation to the actual filmmaking process.
1st AD: Alright picture’s up.

15 minutes pass without rolling.

1st AD: and pictures up.

20 minutes.
1st AD: picture’ll be up here. Alright picture’s gonna be up…uh yah.

2 hours.

1st AD: okay picture’s up lock it up and roll sound.
Picture’s up by House_pet August 17, 2022
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PICTURE MY BOOTY UP IN 3D 

It’s where Robin finally gets to picture his ASS in 3D in his OWN MOVIE.
It would be so awesome
It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible
Superhero movie the world has ever seen
The screen would light up, with real explosions
And special effects
Like tons and tons of special effects
My super sweet cape would be special effects!
And it would blow your mind
Cause it's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie!
It's all about me!, Yeah it's all about me!
It's my movie!
My movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me!
No longer a sidekick no that's not me!
Picture my booty up in 3D
I'll shake my bootie! in my own movie!
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
What?
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second.

up-down-picture 

This is a type of picture taken by cam-whores, most commonly 12 - 26 year old overweight females, and posted on their internet profiles, and very popular on such sites as myspace, flixter, matchdoctor, and adultmatchdoctor.

The angle of the camera/camera-phone when taking the picture is normally some where between 8 to 24 inches above the head, at an approximate 45 degree angle above the forehead. This is most common amongst overweight ppl who have a gizzard/double chin or even those that have a fear that they have one bc, with the camera/camera-phone at such an angle above the head the picture that is taken, at that angle, hides the gizzard under the chin, or it would if they actually had one, and often provides an interesting view of the chest of a female that does this...
The angle of view that is provided in such a picture is often very narrow, which itself often provides a very deceiving implication that this cam-whore is skinny, slim, or at the very least skinnier than they really are, when they may very well be so huge that they have their own zip code! Females more so than males have issues with their weight and that is why up-down-shots are more popular with females. Once any person, obviously females more so than males, truly matures and becomes an adult, more often than not a moment in their late 20s or early 30s, the likelihood of them using an up-down-shot in a profile picture greatly diminishes.

I'd like to see one of those fat-fucking walruses take an up-down-picture with a camera that has a wide-angle lens!!

(The guy meets the girl at the mall for the first time.)

You, uhh, ...looked a lot skinnier ..in your, ...uhhh, ...profile picture...

(Thinks to himself...) *Perhaps you shouldn't have put up that ignorant up-down-shot as your main pic, you fucking deceptive cunt!!*
up-down-picture by MorpheusOne January 28, 2010

Warm up pictures 

When you want to masturbate but you aren't hard yet. Instead of jumping right in to hardcore videos, you stiffen up with some pictures of bikini babes and such.
Dude I was totally in the mood to ejaculate but I had to look at some warm up pictures to get my meat ready to beat.
Warm up pictures by Brockalishis December 5, 2010

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! 

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

picturephobia

a condition where one is scared to take pictures.
Jay always hides behind his girlfriend to avoid taking pictures; not because he is gay. The poor guy has got picturephobia.
picturephobia by Distinguisher January 1, 2008

picturephilia

An addictive condition where one takes pictures for no obvious reason, maybe because they got a digital camera. lol
Jen needs to be treated for her picturephilia.
picturephilia by Distinguisher January 1, 2008