Pickle you, Kumquat!
Scew you, Whore!
Pickle you, Kumquat! by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011
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pickle in your pancake
The robot aliens have just taken over Earth and they are sipping fine cognac and smoking cigars.
Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."
The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...
And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.
The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.
Will Smith comes in to the bar and says, "Hey freaky alien robots.. you can't just come down here and fuck Earth up. We got rules, you know."
The robot alien burst out in laughter and respond with some incomprehensible language that only Will Smith and other alien robots can understand...
And Will Smith retorts, "Aww no you di'nt... I will put a pickle in your pancake." and blasts them with a goo laser.
The aliens and Will Smith later become friends and bust out a rap together.
pickle in your pancake by Handstamp July 5, 2008
pickle in your pancake
Quite literally (British accent), a pickle in a pancake is most basically putting a pickle in one's pancake. No other gesture causes more disgrace...and bad breakfast.
Rafi to Evie: I will most certainly put my pickle in your pancake if my club sandwich doesn't come before your face.
pickle in your pancake by yoar mom's face July 4, 2008
If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday
A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.
Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023
Tickle your pickle
I see your pickle sickle has not been tickled
Can I "tickle your pickle" for nickel
Now that I tickled your pickle and made it trickle
Run that nickel for that tickled pickle
Can I "tickle your pickle" for nickel
Now that I tickled your pickle and made it trickle
Run that nickel for that tickled pickle
Tickle your pickle by The pickle tickler February 3, 2020
fiddle with your pickle
When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.
Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.
Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”
fiddle with your pickle by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020
You want a Pickle?
*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?
You want a Pickle? by Tomitaire April 21, 2009