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Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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mabel pines

The raddest, awesomest 12-year-old girl in the history of cartoons. She wears funky sweaters and overdoses on Smile Dip.
"The future, is in the past!"-Mabel Pines
mabel pines by Belac77 September 25, 2013
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Sticky Pubes 

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.
Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.
Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Shady Pines 

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".
His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"
Shady Pines by xy_zedd December 18, 2011

Pines Charter 

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.
guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind
Pines Charter by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019

Pubessence 

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017