paintard 

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

paintard by mavdav June 29, 2016

Pianopadawan 

The most famous Youtuber and instagrammer of all time. Also his real name is Joshua

Pianopadawan is the best

Pianopadawan by PoopermanXd December 20, 2018

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Pantard 

A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.

Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.

Pantard by Thatguypointingatthatguy July 10, 2015

pianohands 

When a person can’t keep his hands off you and it’s as though he is playing your body like you are a piano.

There is nothing like going out with pianohands, it’s a concert you won’t want to miss.

pianohands by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Pivotarded

Being challenged at working Pivotal.

I don't know how to work this program, I'm so pivotarded.

Pivotarded by Hill F July 20, 2008

pingtard 

AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.

"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."

pingtard by Zaqwsxcde December 31, 2011