Piffer 

someone who smokes only the best (Piff) weed.

That dudes a straight piffer

Piffer by clocc April 25, 2009

phaffershat 

(faf' er shat) adj.

Pretty damn good.

"Dude, got any more of them phaffershat nugs?"
"Get lost, douchebag."
"Aww, fuck you and your fucking schwag."

phaffershat by cameltoe January 30, 2006

piffer 

A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.

piffer by Anthony April 4, 2005

piffer 

When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"

Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.

piffer by JamesBradshsw November 13, 2015

piffery

Piffery is another way of saying piff or haze. These words are all talking about haze only, no other type of weed is included. Sucker ass motherfuckers try to talk about any bangin' chronic with words like "piff", but that shit is only for HAZE.

"You got that piffery?"

piffery by Brooklyn Assassin August 22, 2006

piffers 

fanny flaps, flackets, kebabs

dean ur mum has saggy piffers

piffers by bob September 4, 2004

piffer 

a slang term for the female genitalia.

ie. jodi slept with panties on for fear of getting spiders in her piffer.

piffer by upnorth August 23, 2005