piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.

Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?

DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.

Tony: What a piñata girl!

DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

by SlingdogMillionaire October 23, 2013

Piñata Girl

The type of girl that you would only hit (have sex with) with a blindfold on.

Damn, she's such a Piñata Girl. Look at that thing!

by CheezyWheezy April 14, 2020