phurghnt Share definition Flag phurghnt... a long exagerated fart sound... also used as a word to replace anything phurghnt! this party sucks,... or, check out the ass on that chick, phurghnt! (just say it whenever) phurghnt by big guy November 21, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the phurghnt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch