phrylon 

(n) Hybrid lamb-seal-fruitbat, mildly retarded with doggie down syndrome, minus opposable thumbs, loves to chase his own gourmet farts, lick his asshole, balls, and his paws made of chocolate. He's BLACK, with a 14" retractable cock and eyelids decorated with croutons, known to molest children's ears. Lives off of grass salads, kibble, sticks and wood. Originating from the KY/TN region of the U.S.
Also see: Kim-Jung-ll & George W. Bush

Upon finding no kibble to eat and unable to drive himself to the store due to the lack of opposable thumbs, Phrylon settled for a bit of dry oak leaf and twig of berch.

phrylon by Bundy's bitch February 19, 2005

Phylonic 

The feeling you receive after you've past the furthest marijuana 'high' known to man. You man only reach this by smoking large quantities of only the finest sativa. When you reach this point, you will be unable to walk, have a sense of perfect harmony, have vivid audial and visual hallucinations, and sometimes even unable to speak. This feeling may last for many, MANY hours. This is one of the best feelings in life.

Person one- "Dude, I got so lifted yesterday that I found myself staring at my sink for 20-30 minutes, wondering why. I felt like I teleported and found my self laying on my bedroom floor pretending to be a flake of dandruff."
Person two- "Woah, you became phylonic"

Phylonic by Just Keep calm and get HIGH August 4, 2012