Phritz 

A guitarist who thinks he's super awesome but who really can't play at all. A showy, wanky musician who has the best equipment but who has zero talent. Usually thinks everyone is impressed with his rockstar moves, but everyone is laughing at him.

(Phritz) (boyband) (Fritz D) (lol) (douche) (hipster) (git) (emo) (fake) (really bad music) (pretentious muso) (wank music)

Phritz by nanoz April 27, 2009

Pritzker 

A giant piece of shit that won't go away.

Mike took a Pritzker and now the toilet won't flush!

Pritzker by Smokenkrak May 17, 2020

Pritzker 

A hypocritical unqualified trust fund brat who deliberately runs a state into the ground based on hs incompetance and ignorance.

we need to elect a new governor because the last one was a real pritzker

Pritzker by notakrause May 12, 2020

Pritzker 

A fat lying pos

I met Martha at Dennys last night. I had a short conversation with her and realized she's nothing but a Pritzker

Pritzker by Skinny pos June 3, 2021

Pritzker Pit Stop 

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.

We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.

Pritzker Pit Stop by Neilson Smeilson October 25, 2020

Pritz 

Greek word for "fart".

Don't eat too much of that chili, otherwise you will Pritz all night!

Pritz by twinkie75 October 1, 2017

pritz 

A combination of the words prick and ditz

Man, that chick is such a pritz!

pritz by JohnC7 September 15, 2005