phornograpy 

1. A selection of pornographic material played backwards, aiming to both shame the porn artists involved, mock the "sport" or "art", and ensure the ejaculation is more intense out of sheer wonder.

2. Rhymes with Midget-nappy.

" Check this out, "scream".... actaully, it't not so bad.... *fap fap fap splatter*"

Phornograpy 4 Thugs, 4 Life.

"Did you check the phornograpy I sent you? It really cleaned up near the end!"

phornograpy by Arthur-the-Wise December 9, 2008

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

the new pornographers by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Pornograph 

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

Pornograph by dark-photon November 21, 2013

phonographic memory 

someone who remembers everything they hear

Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.

phonographic memory by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010

Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.

Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Pornographic Thespian by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010

Phonography 

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone

you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth

Phonography by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009