An alternate version for "Forking" or fucking. forking
verb: to fuck
adj.: fucking
"Billy won't stop phorking dead babies."
"That phorking microsoft keeps making terrible software"
by Sally the Killer September 11, 2005
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When you're supposed to be doing work, but instead choose to text people, or other stuff on your phone. (Phone working)
-Mom: "Son, are you working in there?"
-Son: "Yes mother!"
Actually, he was texting Jenny to see what she was doing, but he couldn't tell his mom he was phorking. She would be pissed.
by LOLCraft May 1, 2012
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