poocher

A nickname for a dog(canine).

The poocher wanted attention, so it panted and wagged its tail.

poocher by Joshua M. November 13, 2005

poochertainment 

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.

The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.

poochertainment by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021

poocher pounder 

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.

poocher pounder by Fah Q All June 25, 2004

poocher

plan moocher; person who is only going to hang out with you when you have something fun to do

"Maggie is such a poocher! I feel like she's just using us to come to all our cool parties."

poocher by partygirl007 December 31, 2008

poocher

Penis less than 3 inches in length when erect.

The boys poocher was quite small and disturbing.

poocher by sweatyturtle19 May 1, 2003

Poocher

One who post bestialic porn over and over and over on a message board.

The perp poochers post bestiality.

Poocher by tig vicious February 19, 2008

Poocher

A bald, Irishman who buys dogs, particularly rotties in order to attract members of the opposite sex and obtain sexual favours with offers of "walks" and "doggy dates"

Jeez, get a load of that poocher!

Poocher by Joelthebarbarian February 2, 2018