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phone tap 

A device attacked to the phone line that allows someone to covertly hear or tape phone calls.
phone tap by Hybridstorm June 27, 2004

phone tapping 

The act of having phone sex with someone. While the actual sex act would be considered "tapping that ass," oral intercourse constitutes of "phone tapping" that ass.
"So how's it going with that chick you've been sexing over the phone?"

"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"
phone tapping by Dick Hungus June 19, 2008

Phone taps 

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."
Phone taps by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Tappin up the phones 

If you notice you gettin a little bigga in da game, and you aint robbin or boostin, you standin ova the stove like the chef in houston, then you need to neva talk on the phone. Slangin all day, and peiceing the ounce out, how ya gon be a birdman if you dont know how ta count..
YoungBuck-"They wanna know whos doin the yap yappin, so they tappin up the phones"
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026